
LEMON JUICE
This is totally random,
Random and succinct,
Succinct, a word I recently learnt,
Means: to the point. I think.
So to the point I shall go,
Straight there no turning back,
Oh no, one second, just realized,
I forgot my mac,
Mac as in the MacBook?
Mac as in a coat?
Ha! You will never know,
Never, in 100 years and a goat.
Where did that goat come from,
Did you put it there?
I bet you did you cheeky minx
With its brown eyes and white hair.
Do you recon goats can surf?
Yeah, they must be able to,
Whether it’s the net or a wave,
It’s a simple thing to do.
Sorry, bit of an odd question,
Just slipped into my brain,
Slipped; like on a banana skin,
Oh dear, random tangent again.
This could go on and on,
From lemon juice to astronauts to tandems
But hey, I said at the beginning,
This is totally random.
By Molly Sellers